Reflecting on the past so we will never forget.
Today, in 1945, Adolf Hitler admitted defeat in his underground bunker and stated that suicide was his only option. Hurry it up, will you? The world needs to breathe again. Why did you wait until the 30th anyway?
He tries to avoid the draft in 1945, battles a Nazi goat in 1943, hits Adolf Hitler’s head with a giant mallet in 1943, and outwits Hitler from a plane in 1944. Happy Birthday, you wacky Daffy Duck. Good work.